It's not an Adult Onsie, they are footed pajamas...and I want some.

Morrison here,

Every year, for some reason, after summer fades like a hangover headache on a Sunday afternoon, it gets cold here in Montana. And every year as I sit in my uninsulated house I dream of a pair a pajamas that will keep me warm. Footed pajamas to be exact. Now, I've looked for footed PJs before, usually only finding the red kind with the keister flap in the back. Classic, outdoor, rugged, manly red, the ones we all know and love. But after further inspection I found a whole new array of footed PJ's that really aim to catch your attention.

Here's a nice pair for those of you who are always excited to go to bed! Don't just be excited to go to bed. Go to bed with an action pose that says, "I was an extra in Die Hard Three before landing this modeling gig".

Ladies, you know you can't resist a man in a full PJ outfit, so what better way to have the big question sprung on you then when your man is on one knee in his new racecar PJs. For those off you gals who prefer a more adult look.

This man seems to be looking for his career which is running away from him as fast as it can.

Umm....at least it looks natural.

I think I'll stick with red.