Apple did not beat World of Warcraft.

This is Morrison,

My brother, Apple, in case you don't know, is the real proprietor of this blog. I'm here, in the words of my mother, "to make sure he doesn't go make a damn fool of himself". Thankfully, for me, my mother does not use the internet. So, she will never have to know how big of a failure I really am. At least not when it comes to this job that she has foisted on me.

I don't plan on interjecting on here much. Go figure. But today, Apple locked himself in his room. It wasn't until Wheel of Fortune had ended that I bothered to find out why. It seems that my older brother is a bit distraught at the fact that this man has beaten World of Warcraft. You see, Apple was very close to beating World of Warcraft. Unlike my brother--and hundreds of thousands like him-- I don't know what World of Warcraft is. I know WHAT it is, but I don't know what it IS. And frankly, I don't care.

But Apple does care. And in response he wanted me to post a few links on his behalf to express how he feels about this Taiwanese man. This WoW beater. I'd tell you to enjoy, but really, I'm not sure why you would.

--Morrison.

Things Apple would like to see happen to the man who beat WoW
Things Apple would like to force the man who Beat WoW to eat.
A ritual that Apple would like to perform on the WoW Beater
And for some reason...this..