Everybody knows that a Burrow Owl lives in a whole in the ground and everybody knows that tomorrow is National Doughnut Day. Unless you didn't. Anyways I wanted to make sure that everybody knew that tomorrow you are supposed to be able to go to your local bakery and they are required to give you--at a minimum--1 free doughnut.
I, in my typical due-diligence, am drawing up a tour map. I'll be starting at the East Gate Albertsons, shooting down Broadway to the new Safeway store, angling back and south to The Downtown Bakery and then to Food Farm, cutting back over to LPO (ok, they don't have doughnuts, but I'm gonna need coffee at some point!), hooking across to Bernice's, at which point I'll lay down some rubber on Higgins all the way around the horn, hitting Patty Creek Market and the second Albertsons (in your face Albertsons!), cutting back up and all the way over to the second Safeway (in your...ah forget it), skipping over to Walmart (no shame) and busting out onto Reserve to snatch up some sugary goodness from Rouseaurs (I can never spell their name). Down Reserve leads us all the way to no-persons land and our second Walmart stop, then a third Albertsons (crazy dance) and Target (we need TP). And with one more stop to make a bakers dozen I will slowly coast into the gas station on the corner of Broadway and Toole.
It's going to be a great time and my fellow employee's are going to love me for it. I suggest you take some time to collect free doughnuts tomorrow as well. After all, they went to all the trouble of having the day. The least you could do is participate.
Or you could just save gas and buy one of these Mini Doughnut Maker
but what fun is that?
but what fun is that?Morrison out.
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